Hi everyone (or anyone that's left!), I know, I know...it has been like months and months since my last show. But good things are coming, I promise...a new co-host, a new format and a new website, just to name a few!! So, in the meantime, check out http:www.tangentscast.com and switch your feed settings to http://tangentscast.com/feed/ , this one is going away soon and I would hate to lose you. Kisses and Spanks, Craig@Tangents

A perfect example of why guests should not be allowed in the studio... We talk about rejecting a donated penis, gas for cooter and picketing swinger parties in Florida. Why live there if you can't bone your neighbours? But most importantly, the results of The Great Tangents MySpace Sex Survey!!! A bitch of a long show but the survey was fun...turns out I am a freak. Who knew?

After a much needed vacation, Episode #22!! Did you miss me?

Boobs bigger than Santa, robots revolt against their human masters’ rides and the best funeral ever!!!.

Crappy Canadian politics and giving birth to Gollum.

Cool stuff of the week: G4 Star Trek 2.0 commercials

Comedy clips: Eddie Izzard, Larry the Cable Guy, Chris Rock

Outro: Joe C. f. Kid Rock – Kyle’s Mom is a Bitch

Sex, sex and more sex! Craig is a regular smut-peddler in this episode…

Calling the cops to get laid, a fetish gone horribly wrong and Jacking and Jilling for a good cause.

And WW3 brewing in the Middle East. Great, just great.

Cool stuff of the week: Wearable Robot Suit

Comedy clips: Bernie Mac, Bill Hicks, Rodney Carrington

Outro: Larry the Cable Guy – Ode to Titties

Too much training and a slow news week makes Craig a dull boy…

Being told to go to hell in a most spectacular way, girls in blue working under red lights and Sunday school didn’t work, so how about some goat blood?.

Throw in a prancing pirate and the inability for the Canadian government to do anything right and you have yourself one hum-dinger of a show!

Cool stuff of the week: Trunk Monkey

Comedy clips: Kevin Bloody Wilson, Bill Hicks, Ron White

Outro: Chef (aka Isaac Hayes) – Good Love

Craig makes a startling confession and bares his soul, amongst other things…

Movies that make you sick, no more bling in the Lone Star state, another casualty in Afghanistan gets dumped on by the media, getting laid through blackmail, betting the wad at a casino and gunning yourself with every day objects..

Cool stuff of the week: Christopher Walken – Weapon of Choice

Comedy clips: Chris Rock, Richard Jeni, Denis Leary, Larry the Cable Guy

Outro: Tim Wilson – Mama Was A Hitman

A highly experimental episode. Extreme technical challenges AND new content!!

Two Bitches talk about their show and one edits mine. Canada finally spends money on their military, more MySpace hijinks, getting tasered in the cock and smoothing out that unsightly Super bulge.

Comedy clips: Dave Attell, Patton Oswalt, Eddie Izzard

11.5 lbs down, 88.5 more to go...the Fat Man continues to walk! Paris in Toronto, surviving prison, naked men running amok, Gay Pride week and some woman blames MySpace for her daughters rape but $30 million will make everything alright again.

With a sore ass, Craig kicks off Fat Man Walking 2006, a fundraiser for the Heart and Stroke Foundation. Please go to http://fatmanwalking2006.blogspot.com for more information. Smoking hookers, nekkid witches in Saudi, teeing off against the "intelligencia" and Craig buys himself a new penis. Come on in, hang out and enjoy...

Summer is almost here! Craig blows 97 million dollars at an amusement park, a bridesmaid who should have ducked, yet another obsession and a relic of the cold war would make a great fishing hole... Don't do anything this week that you don't want to do, like vote on Podcast Alley, fill out the listener survey, send a donation, etc. Be totally self-centered for a change...

Craig is happy again! Wow, twice in one year... He gets probed, pissed off over gas prices and shows his carefully hidden geeky side. Take the listener survey...only 6 weeks left!!! Send in pictures of your naughty bits too! Craig needs to feel the love... Somewhere around 25 minutes...hope you like it!

Craig is joined in the studio by his lovely wife Kelly for the first ever Tangents couple-cast!! Say good bye to the singing nazi, hello to 3 more seasons of 24 and feel that hand in your pocket? It's not Alanis Morrissette, it's Stephen Harper. Vote for us on Podcast Alley (it is a new month after all) and take the listener survey. I'll get some some Sumos to arrest you if you don't...

Craig's first workcast!!! From the not-so-quiet depths of Craig's luxurious office, he takes his lunch hour to pound out another 22 minutes of pure gold. A girl gets her legs back, Mila Jojo's butt and shameless self-promotion...what else is new. Take the Tangents Podtrac listener survey on the website so I can get paid!!!

And this is the less gruesome version for people with weak stomachs...

This is my dirty promo. Use it and abuse it...

At long last, Episode 11!!! The show gets retooled and Craig gets drunk off the big Q. He chooses a new career for himself and lets his obsessive side run amok. A short show, only about 18 minutes but well worth the wait...well, maybe not, but maybe worth the download...well, hmmm...how about worth the price of admission? Getting there...15.5 lbs down. Lose a little, gain a little, lose a little more...this sucks, truly.

The HUGE 10th Episode!! Not as cool as he was hoping for but Craig tees off on the Superbowl, American Idol and Survivor, having some other man's balls on his feet and he writes an episode of "The L Word". Come in, buy something off the Tangents Amazon.com wish list, add yourself to the Listener Frappr! Map and see what makes Tangents wildly successful. 12.5 pounds and fighting for every ounce...this getting healthy is going to kill me.

Barf and Balls and Kidney Stones, oh my! Illness rages in Craig's house, he almost gets his nuts cut off and online casinos and their money are parting all over the place...and the last election rant...promise! 11 lbs baby! Only 109 more to go... ugh.

Craig is HAPPY!!!! A good day of shooting, yummy election crow, what's in a name and a disturbing reoccuring daydream. Down 5 or 6 pounds and feeling like the cock of the walk!

Lots of bum talk, both real and metaphorical, an update on the New Years Goal and a website blasting movie physics... All in all, an action-packed 18 minutes!!